Keep Your Pants on & Your Teeth In, Greetings Card
No need to panic as long as you heed the advice of artist Peter Andrews in this straight-to-the-point funny charity card. Now printed with a dazzling embossed gold frame and blank inside for your own message of strength, this card is a sure fire funny way to raise flagging spirits.
Would you like to send direct? Either on it's own or with a gift? Select the 'yes please' option above & we'll hand write your special message in the card for you. You'll find space to add your message when you get to the basket, just before checkout.
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Delivery
Your order will be packed with care by a team of staff, volunteers and artists at our charity in Godalming. We use Royal Mail Tracked services to deliver your order. Please note that Royal Mail Tracked 24 (Express) may take 1-2 Working Days and Royal Mail Tracked 48 (Standard) may take 3-5 Working Days.
We ship to the UK, including the Channel Islands & the Isle of Man. We also ship to the Republic of Ireland. Currently we do not ship anywhere else in Europe or Internationally.
Original Artworks are exempt from Express and Standard delivery costs. All Original Artworks will have a £12.00 flat fee applied at checkout. The customer will be contacted if the cost is more, dependent on weight and destination, and the difference will be charged prior to despatch.
UK P&P Delivery costs are as follows:
Standard Delivery (3-5 Working Days using Royal Mail Tracked 48) £4.95
Express Delivery (1-2 Working Days using Royal Mail Tracked 24) £7.95
Standard Small Parcel Delivery for under 100g (3-5 Working Days, using Royal Mail Tracked 48) £1.95
Express Small Parcel Delivery for under 100g (1-2 Working Days using Royal Mail Tracked 24) £2.95
Free Standard Delivery on orders over £50 (excluding original artworks) (3-5 working using Royal Mail Tracked 48)
Free Express Delivery on Orders over £75 (excluding original artworks) (1-2 Working Days using Royal Mail Tracked 24)
Original Artworks £12.00 flat fee applied at checkout. The customer will be contacted if the cost is more, dependent on weight and destination, and the difference will be charged prior to despatch.
Delivery to the Channel Islands, and Isle of Man:
Standard Delivery (3-7 working days using Royal Mail) £5.95
Delivery to the Republic of Ireland:
Standard International Delivery (3-7 working days using Royal Mail) £9.95. Customer responsible for import and customs duties)
Delivery outside of the UK
Sorry, we do not currently ship to European or International destinations (with the exception of the Republic of Ireland)
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When I'm in the studio, I like to draw and add texture to my drawings. I like the studio sessions because they help me to keep going and relax. When I'm in the shop, I like to meet customers, say hello, and show them what I've done here.